Seriously. Go scour your arteries before reading this.

That said, I would try: 1(soda), 6(oreos), 8(spam), 13 (apples), MOST DEFINITELY 16 (oh god I love fried bananas. I had one at this restaurant in Chinatown, and it was totally like they tempura'd it, and it was lovely), 17 (french toast), 22(ice cream), maybe 28 (moon pies are tasty, y'all), 32 (deep fried green beans are delicious!).

Deep fried cupcakes(46), doughnuts(25), Mars bars(2), Snickers(29,48), mac & cheese(4), Pizza (5), Reese's Cups(9), Twinkies(10), Cadbury Eggs(15), and Jellybeans(seriously? ew. 57) all sound like a Bad Idea�.

Mushrooms(49) aren't half bad, I find that I can somewhat tolerate well cooked mushrooms.

The blasphemous thing is that the list lacks fried broccoli. It ranks to be the BEST fried thing EVER. Holy crap, fried broccoli. Ok, maybe fried sweet potatoes are close. And bananas. How can you have a list of fried things without broccoli?

I was rather upset when the State Fair did not have fried broccoli.How can you be a State fair and not have fried broccoli?!

-Vomit-

Deep fried burritos are actually pretty good, though, I will admit.

Deep fried doughnuts = redundant... but the way they did it, they're abominations.
» randomjunk on 2009-12-11 05:10:19

AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH

DEEP FRIED TARANTULA

AAAAAGGHHHHHHH
» randomjunk on 2009-12-11 05:10:58

I guess a tragedy would accomplish something to the same effect, but I was imagining literally getting rid of everything. As in, once I finally stopped throwing it all up, I'd be... maybe two years old.
» randomjunk on 2009-12-12 12:42:04

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