I've gotten tired of pit stains.

According to many places about the internet (here's one), the stains are caused by aluminum and other such stuff in the deodorant/antiperspirants.

So I set out to Walmart to find a non-aluminium deodorant.

I figure their wall of deodorant would have some semblance of variety.

I was wrong.

Every single woman's deodorant they sold was also an antiperspirant, and thusly had aluminum in it. Even all of the spray and crappy roll-ons had it too!

What, am I not supposed to sweat? I don't mind being sweaty, but I do mind that my shirts and unmentionables have horrid stains, FFS.

Dave finds a section of Old Spice that does not have aluminum in it. Turns out it's the stuff he uses. No wonder his shirts don't have horrid stains in the pits.

So I shuffle through the Old Spice row, looking for something that won't have me smelling like an old man or Dave. Imagine how creepy that would be, to smell like Dave... "why do you two smell so much alike?" "we use the same deodorant..."

Brr! That's creepy. It's bad enough that people tell us we are similar/somehow look alike, but to smell the same?

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying at all that I don't like Dave's smell, but it would be pretty odd to use the same smelling deodorant. Especially since the only scent I liked was the one Dave uses. Go figure.

I have no qualms with smelling somewhat manly, but part of me says "well that was when you were young and did not have people that close to you and it didn't matter that you smelled manly". I guess it still doesn't matter that I'd smell somewhat manly considering that Dave picked out the manly deodorant...

So instead I smell fruity like apricot, as I got this stuff in apricot. They had lavender, but I don't care for lavender.

And here on this website, it comes in lemongrass and unscented! Sheesh. I could smell unscented.

It seems to work pretty well, I did not reek of reekiness after putting it on at noon and later cutting the grass.

old spice has awesome commercials, btw. they have this one clip that shows it is the manliest deodorant, because they roll it across a guy's chest, and thick, brambly hair grows behind it. it's hilarious.
» thaitanic on 2009-08-24 03:01:57

You can't trust Walmart for anything. D:
» randomjunk on 2009-08-24 06:00:36

O.o nice.. i've seen that deodorant before that you used, nice to know it sounds like it works pretty good
» CPKviperpheonix on 2009-09-01 07:38:15

I honestly just keep asking myself why the hell he would talk to me. X| I don't understanddddddddd....
» randomjunk on 2009-09-06 10:19:14

Maybe he is ridiculous, though. :0 I've been talking to him on and off for like twelve hours now. :S
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