(apparently 21 one is not the same as 21...)

So either yesterday or the day before, 21 robbers came a'knockin' at my door.

Actually, one of the bars of soap "fell".

I say "fell", because I went to go pick it up and rehang it, and I notice a ton of teeth marks in it, like something tried to eat it.

I'm figuring it was the deer, because it fell, perhaps they were pulling on it to get a taste, or wanted to investigate it.

But seriously, deer, wtf. How stupid can you be to think something that smells so horrid could possibly be edible or even tasty?

It's soap! It smells like artificial clean! Surely a deer would be smart enough to say "oh this does not smell like nature, I will leave it alone".

Dumb-ass jerk-deer.

So I don't quite understand the part about the 21 one robbers...but the dumbass jerk deer was a very relatable experience. I'm sure that all of us have encountered a dumbass jerk deer at some point in our lives.
» The-Muffin-Man on 2009-07-16 04:03:00

Maybe you need a different kind of soap. :S
» randomjunk on 2009-07-16 10:22:55

Fun
Errr...
Once before volunteering, we went in front of a store that said "samples avaliable" and stuff labelled "chocolate""strawberry""lime". They looked vaguely like tarts.
I took a bite.
It was soap.
I suppose I fail more than the deer...
;(
» rrzhang001 on 2009-07-22 01:32:51

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