Crazy like a bedbug!

The deer do not seem to have molested the birdfeeders.

I'm going to give it another day, and see what happens.

Speaking of Round 2.

I am looking into local places for engaging in the arts of martiality.

So I found this one place, with a guy from around home. That's kinda cool. Their class is two hours long.

That's a bit too long for my tastes just yet.

This place has a 30 day free trial, and a nice selection of things. I'd probably take up kickboxing.

This place has 1st through 3rd degree black belts teaching. Maybe their black belt standards are massively higher than the ones I grew up with, but I don't think that I'd entrust my learning to someone below a 4th.

There is NO WAY that I can take this place seriously. WAAAY too much dragon/flame/etc going on, and if I had the guy with the emo hair cut teaching me (I would hope not, again, 1st-3rd degree teaching issues) I don't know that I would be able to keep a straight face.

So I keep looking around.

They have a FAQ. With Q = Question's.

3. Why do you where Black Gi's where others wear White Gi's?

Black is Kenpo traditional color. it signifies Death ! Kenpo was designed for WAR !!! it's a Killing art. (now that I scared parents reading this your child will be taught how to defend themselves and when to use it.)

Ok, I can accept the where/wear mistake. There's several in that question to trip you up.

Now the answer? WHAT? Uh, maybe it's just me, ... maybe it's just me.

I also take issue with:

4. Are you a Parker school?

No... we are traditional Kenpo not American Kenpo.. We teach what Ed Parker was Originally taught and what all other kenpo/kempo systems came from. for those that like or want to argue this fact....

Do you homework and look it up.... I'm right, Your wrong, PERIOD.....

Last sentence? Completely unnecessary. Also, I learned my Kenpo from Seikichi Odo. Quite an awesome little man, if I may say so myself. I do believe Ed Parker had not much of anything at all to do with it.

Also, more flames and photoshop.

WTF flaming child!.

Certainly they could probably all kick my ass, but that's not the point. I'm looking for a place to take up some ass-kicking-learning (so I can beat up the jerk-deer), and this place is not it.

wah i didn't know u can kick ass!
» renaye on 2009-07-10 02:09:16

That last answer is hilarious. Totally something a defensive thirteen year old would say in an internet argument. :P
» randomjunk on 2009-07-10 04:55:32

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