So, I took my daily walk.

I walked by some people who tried to sell me one damn cute puppy for 80 dollars.

Man that was a cute puppy.

Then as I was walking away, they said "he knows how to follow pussy".

*blink*

I was amused and disturbed.

Oh well, I'll see cute puppy on my walks tomorrow.

I took the mummobile out to see how far I'd been walking.

One way is 2.6mi.

The other way is 1.75mi.

I went the 2.6mi today, I think I'm going to alternate between the two.

HE KNOWS HOW TO FOLLOW WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
DUDE! THAT'S SICK! WE NEED TO GO FIND THAT GUY AND BEAT HIM WITH LIVE POUTLRY!! Seriously. That's messed up.
» Noacat on 2006-07-10 09:17:42

MAN!
Your story reminds me vaguely of the one time I went to a dance club without the husband. Got humped by some random guy on the dance floor. It was really crowded, so I let it go...UNTIL HIS HANDS STARTED TO SNAKE UNDER MY SHIRT!! Then I ran like the scared little white girl I am and hid in a corner with my friend Rose, who isn't much of a dancing person. It was the most disturbing thing that had ever happened to me. And I will never...EVER...go to a dance club without at least one guy to dance with. Because men are animals.
» Noacat on 2006-07-12 06:05:32

The guy who humped me was white. It doesn't matter what color, men can be pigs sometimes. Nuff said.
» Noacat on 2006-07-12 08:34:08

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