So, after calling UPS and grumbling after them a few times, and them calling back, and offering solutions, I said I would meet the UPS man at the local Wendy's, which is about a 15 minute brisk stroll away.

So I got my yet unnamed awesomecomp, and I opened it.

I thought it was going to be small and a bit feminine, so I was going to make it a girl named Cheez.

But when I opened the box, it was like HOLY SHIT!

This thing is huge.

And demanding of your respect.

Like it commands you to drool over it.

This thing is HUGE.

And damn sexy.

I want to call it Fuhrer or something of similar ilk.

Because this computer is obviously masculine, and demands your attention.

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