Well, after 2 long weeks of not updating my blog I'm here to, update my blog.

Before we begin you will need to understand a basic concept. England is a country. America is also a country. They are seperated by a big body of water called, The Atlantic Ocean.

Now that thats all cleared up I'll begin.
-One of my good english friends got back from his camp and called me up. "Wanna come hang out with me, my brother and friend alex from england?''. I accepted hastily, knowing that I needed to quickly get away from my boring house before i exploded in a big ball of bored flames. I put down the phone and walked over to his house. The walk was long. Painfully long. By car its only 5 minutes but damn is it a long walk.

Anyway when I arrived at my host's estate I found no-one around. I even threw stuff through his window, (which I would later blame on a mob of angry clansmen raiding everyhting in site, uhh...in New Jersey...hmmm) but to no avail. Then, suddenly my cell phone started blasting out a monophonic version of 'I wanna be sedated' and vibrated. Whenever my phone vibrates in my pocket, I hesitate. I think, 'what the hell, why are my pants vibrating' before finaly realising that its connected with the computerized sound of a phone company butchering a Ramones song.

I answered and heard, "oh yeah i forgot to tell you, were in town.' Oh good, I'll just walk all the way back to the bustop and bus there, i thought. Yeah right, like I was gunna do that! 'I'll wait right here unti that crap comes back, no more walkin' to bus stops for me' i thought.

When I got on the bus, I gave the guy my two bucks (it' cost 1.80) and i didnt have anywhere to put coins so i said "You can just keep the 20 cents or whatever". I must have done that rong, because the drive shruged and let out a small "Ha" implying 'yeah that'll help'. Not only that, but everyone in the first 5 rows leaned over and stared at me because of it, so I ended up sitting in the back.

When I got off the bus, I had to find my buds. Great, more walking. It only took me 10 minutes though, it turned out they were walking to meet me at the bustop. I met alex, and we went to eat lunch.

After lunch we got back on the bus and it was the same guy, and fromt he looks of it some of the same people too. 'Ugh,' i thought. I payed this time with exact change...and just walked away saying nothing. He remembered me, I could tell.

For the rest of the day we did basically nothing, sat around, played guitar, ate.

However, the following days were a bit different...

you forgot to add this detail:
the 2nd time on the bus, you paid the exact change of $1.60
» theLogicFiend on 2005-07-22 01:31:48

hmm i suppose so..
Well i did...
» dishysucubus on 2005-07-23 12:20:00

o.o can't wait 2 see part 2... nice 2 see ya back
» CPKviperpheonix on 2005-07-23 12:31:13

Thanks
Part 2 will come some time next week.
» dishysucubus on 2005-07-23 10:21:39

You sound like a pansy when it comes to walking. The other night, my friends and I started walking at 11:20pm until 4:40am and only stopped for about a twenty minutes all together.
» le_battement on 2005-07-26 10:38:47

are these real stories
» elly (67.83.118.158) on 2005-07-27 12:08:00

I is teh w4lx0r
I will out walk your ass any time! (i added it for dramatic effect) And yes, the stories are mostly accurate.
» dishysucubus on 2005-07-27 12:12:38

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