You know your cholesterol's high when your piss smells like butter. Such was the sad state of urinary affairs for Fabio Lanzoni, which promptly led to his notorious catch phrase: "I can't believe it's not butter!"

Anyway, I was chatting with our good friend middaymoon earlier today, and he told me what originally drew him to our community was the history behind it. (He actually put history in quotes, like so "history," but, here, I have decided to remove quotes, because I think it implies an aire of fabrication.) The history of NuTang, as short and sweet as it is long and bitter, starts, of course, on the Island of Ishbu. Many say it actually starts with Papagoya, the inventor of PPGY and later xPPGY technology.

Alas, many have wondered, but no one--to my recollection--has ever asked me, "Where exactly is the Island of Ishbu?" The island is actually closer than you think, but farther than any other place on Earth (if you're positioned somewhere specifically just to make such a condition true). "Is it here? Or, is it there?" Well, actually, it is neither here nor there, but rather, it's jaki-maliakieare.

In other news, it is now 2009. THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS IT'S NOT 2008 ANYMORE!!!! (Sorry, I had to put it in capital letters to put emphasis on that universally known statement.) Is this the year Dinosaurs will return and dominate the world?


You tell me!

Finally, let's all take a moment to revere Dilated. I'm serious.

Dinosaurs are cool..

I hope there are no Dinobunnies. That cat would make nice orange chicken btw.

I plan to move to Jaki btw.
» Dilated on 2009-01-05 12:20:41

-reveres-
» rabekriegerin on 2009-01-05 12:30:41

i know that animal..
cross breed between tiger n lion loll
a giant :P
» jolenesiah on 2009-01-05 01:37:53

OMG. IT's A LIGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh well this is huge. the one i have seen in photo is much smaller. and the freak thing is this breed never stops growing. who knows when it will in size.


» renaye on 2009-01-05 02:50:47

wait. it's a liger. sorry for that ligon thingy.
» renaye on 2009-01-05 02:51:45

The cat is fake right?
» Nuttz on 2009-01-05 03:00:59

I now fully understand the term "in the middle of nowhere."
» randomjunk on 2009-01-05 05:32:10

Ligers are magical.
They're like, my favorite animal.

And air of fabrication? Never! I was just making sure I spelled it right.
» middaymoon on 2009-01-05 09:09:14

ty dave ~
» jolenesiah on 2009-03-22 12:58:59

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